Joining the gym a lot like buying a car Ugh. As if just deciding to join a gym weren’t a big enough hassle, there’s the actual attendance, the buff bodies in spandex, the perky personal trainers, the waiting for machines.

It almost brings a tear to my eye every time I reminisce about my freshman year of college. I remember late nights, early mornings, and making memories that will one day embarrass me during the best man speech of my