Now this is a shirt I’d rock on a night out to the bar. What better way to break the ice with a chick than to press the button between her breasts, or maybe not. Note, the people at Jinx did point out that “pick up,” isn’t always to be taken literally. Pressing “X” will not guarantee a chick or her breasts in your hands. At worst it may get your ass kicked in a round of Halo, or is that at best?

Ladies wear this shirt at your own risk, or if you’re looking for an excuse to slap a bold (and possibly stupid) guy.

-SARAH TOMESKY

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